Shoe Porn

I’m going to start this post by telling you the sort of features I don’t like in an item of clothing:

  • Frills
  • Splits
  • Asymmetric Hems
  • Puff Sleeves
  • Shoulder pads
  • Lacy/boho blouses
  • Linen
  • Anything that looks like it was bought from a beach in Goa
  • Blingy buttons
  • Buttons for no reason
  • Ditto zips

Basically, I don’t like fussy stuff. I like good tailoring and clean lines.

Which it makes it very curious that I love these. I’ve got to be honest, if these shoes had a willie there is a very good chance I’d marry them….

Uterque Satin Slingbacks with gem detail £125

Who cares if my time is evenly divided between working from home and trips to Morrisons. I could do the hoovering in them. It would be impossible to feel sad in these shoes.

They are a rip off of these from Amina Mauddi, but £600 cheaper. Incidentally, these also come in other colours.

Amina Muaddi Begum Satin Slingback Pumps £754 (they’re sold out anyway)

Whilst we’re admiring Uterque shoes. I’m loving these too.

Uterque Braided Heeled Sandals £100

Which aren’t a million miles away from these, but £1125 cheaper.

Bottega Veneta Padded Intrecciato Leather Mules £1,225

Although whilst we’re here. Look at these from Aspiga.

Aspiga Twist Strap Sandals £120

And finally, I love the colour of these.

Uterque Gathered Leather Vamp £100

Maybe some of these will go in the sale very soon? Watch this space.

I haven’t got any pictures of outfits I wore last week, as I’ve literally been at my desk or at the gym. I can assure you that neither of these looks are worth a photo. I’m off to Liverpool at the weekend, so there may be a photo opportunity there.

Have a good week.

2 thoughts on “Shoe Porn

  1. Nessie's avatar
    Nessie says:

    We definitely have different styles! I love a puff sleeve, the Goa market vibe is a staple, gingham too has always been a favourite. But it’s the eponymous shoe where we truly part company. I can’t deal with a pointed toe, love a brogue and Doctor martens have been an integral part of my footwear since 1987. Also heels, I look like Minnie Mouse in them and as you may recall, broke my foot rather badly whilst dancing in a pair (bought reluctantly in a “I must grow up” moment)
    At a party some years ago…

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    1. Antwacky Bird's avatar
      babblebird says:

      I love the way you dress. I just don’t like any of those things on me. Funny isn’t it? I remember you breaking your foot too. Nightmare. Why did you feel like you must grow up?

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